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Job Opportunities with the DFPA!

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2014-2015 Season Announced!

We know you're all shaking with excitement to find out what our next mainstage performances will be! Dry your eyes and get pumped because soon we will present the following plays and musicals in the Newhart Family Theatre: Proof | SEPT 25 - OCT 5, 2014 Directed Read more

Funky Fresh: How to survive your Freshmen year without smelling funky

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Ninth Piece of AdviceStep Up 2 The Streets

Before coming to Loyola you should be aware that there are many streets. I know, I know, it’s quite surprising. Chicago? The nation’s third largest city has an abundance of streets???? Believe it or not, everywhere you go in Chicago there is a street somewhere nearby. And where there is a street, there is either an angry cab driver, jaywalker, or a bike rider who is scared for their life (due to the angry cab driver).

While a lot of people that go to Loyola are quite familiar with the Chicago area, others are from WAY out of town, where they’re used to seeing more corn than actual humans. Regardless of who you are or where you’re from, there is quite a bit you need to know about the streets of Chicago.

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1. First off,  if you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy.

Gum is nice, but it often ends up on the streets of Chicago. If you’re coming from somewhere like Nebraska, you probably don’t even know what gum is (I’m assuming you’re all tobacco users). However, the colorful and gooey dots that litter the sidewalks and streets are NOT free candy. So don’t eat them.

2. It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught

“Jaywalking? Isn’t that illegal?” Calm your panties. Jaywalking may be illegal, but you’re not fully adapted to Chicago until you learn the art of jaywalking.

The first thing you should know is that you only jaywalk when there are no cars coming from either way. That may sound obvious, but you’d be surprise. Not everyone packs their brain when coming to college.

Sometimes, you’ll see car(s) in the distance which are coming your way and you really feel like jaywalking. This can be tricky because it all comes down to the distance the cars are away from you, the speed of the cars, and approximately how fast you can run across the street. I’m sure there’s some complex mathematical equation that will help you out with this, but you really don’t have enough time to try it out when you’re trying to jaywalk across the street. Therefore, it all comes down to practice. Basically, if you have any inclination AT ALL that you will be hit by a car and face an imminent death, stay on the sidewalk.spongebob

Lastly, you should all know the best/most important place to jaywalk: on SHERIDAN road between WINTHROP and KENMORE. You will be walking down this street a lot and half the time you’re walking down it you’re in desperate need to cross over. Sometimes it may seem impossible, but have no fear. This takes practice as well, but the gist of it is to keep looking at the stop lights on either side. Once they both turn red, most cars will be clear and that’s your time to go! Happy jaywalking!

3. How to seem like you have friends without actually having any

Come night time, it’s not 100% the best idea to be walking alone. Therefore, it’s time to make friends. Walking in groups is the best way to ensure safety when walking the streets of Chicago, especially at night.

I know what you’re thinking: “But I don’t have friends.” In that case, if you’re walking alone at night, find the nearest group of people and walk closely behind them so that it appears you’re with that group. Making it seem like you have friends is just as good as actually having friends.

4. YOU have the right of way…but that doesn’t to mean go right away

Not all street crossings have stoplights. In fact, most of the street crossings near the Lake Shore Campus are only enforced by stop signs. What does this mean for you collegiate pedestrians? YOU have the right-away. You were probably taught this in Drivers-Ed or something, but it’s important to remember when you’re frolicking down the streets of Chicago.

When you get to street crossing where there is a stop sign and a car is waiting, just go. Don’t make eye contact. Don’t act like you care. Just cross. If want to be a real douche (which I normally do), I walk extra slowly. Chicago drivers are known for their infuriating tempers and they all just need to take a chill pill. If some jerk in a Bentley is giving you the death stare, just keep your head straight ahead and act like it doesn’t bother you. He can be late for once to his pedicure appointment.

Of course, having the right-away doesn’t mean you should always go right away. Like I said, Chicago drivers seem to always forget to take their chill pills in the morning and they also are always late to wherever they need to be. All of this leads to some pretty irrational decisions…like running stop signs and possibly running over an innocent collegian. In this case, do as your momma told you and look both ways before crossing.

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The streets of Chicago are more wild than the Amazon and it’s likely you’re not prepared for all the craziness coming from a town with a population of 500. Don’t worry, all of us are the same way. Navigating the streets and trying to save yourself from being run over is not something that comes naturally. It takes time, practice, and talent.

Chill Fest: Call for Local Musicians!

Posted on by Janae Doyle Posted in Around Town, Chicago Audition, Music | Leave a comment

Is the summer heat getting to ya? No worries! The Wicker Park Bucktown Chamber of Commerce is now accepting applications from local musicians and venues to participate in ChillFest 2014!


ChillFest is a free event that has over 100 musicians, “all genres playing live, acoustic ‘living room‘ sets in the intimacy of over 30 unconventional locations, everything from boutiques to restaurants to galleries. The festival takes place November 15th from 12PM to 6PM.

This amazing festival will transform Wicker Park & Bucktown storefronts into pop-up venues for the second year in a row! This is a chance for local musicians to gain publicity and professional contacts within the music industry. 

The application deadline is August 1st, so don’t miss out! If you would like to apply, click here to download the form!

Interview with artist Shannon Goff

Posted on by Beatrice Brittan Posted in Around Campus, Visual Arts | Leave a comment

shannon goffOur first exhibition of the 2014-2015 season is a big one! Miles to Empty  asks viewers to re-examine American society’s fixations on power, luxury, convenience, and autonomy in the form on the classic 1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V automobile. Artist Shannon Goff has recreated the classic out of cardboard.

Click here for an exclusive interview with the artist, and don’t miss the opening reception of Miles to Empty on September 4th!