You did it! Congratulations! You made it through your first semester as a college student!
Through all the blood, sweat, and tears, you finally figured out what your major is going to be (after switching it four times within these past three months) and you learned a lot about yourself.
For instance, you learned that it IS possible to stay up for 48 hours straight. More importantly, you learned that procrastination is actually a thing and that you’ve become the master of it.
You learned that the dorm life is only fun for about two weeks and then after that you want to strangle everyone who talks above a whisper past 11 PM.
You learned every party you went to had the obvious ratio of 3:7 for guys to girls. And more importantly you learned that those 30% of guys are really after that one thing (and it’s not tacos — but that’s a close second).
So now you’re home and laying on your bed watching your 57th episode straight of Lost. Your butt starts to hurt and you realize that you haven’t showered nor taken off those gray sweatpants for over 72 hours. It’s sad, but true. We all go through it…and it happens to the best of it.
In light of the new-found freedom called “Winter Break,” I shall provide you blog posts about the things you didn’t realize would happen when you went home for winter break.
Better strap in, everybody. Just when you thought Funky Fresh was forever dead and gone, it has reemerged from the ashes like a phoenix and is here to provide you with all the snarkiness you missed from the past three months.